Introduction

White Raisins and a Boomering is parody of Emily Maynard's season as the Bachelorette (May-August, 2012). It was co-written by several members of the ABC Bachelor/Bachelorette message boards during the hiatus after the 2012 season of "The Bachelor" and the airing of "The Bachelorette." We had a lot of fun incorporating the producers' overused bachjargon, a little imagination, a little fantasy, a little wishful thinking, a little snark, and a lot of romantic heart.

The names used here are the names by which the authors were known as posters on the Bach Boards. Forgive us; we admit to including some inside jokes and references. We had a blast writing it; we hope to bring some smiles to those who read it.

Belle